What Your Manicure Says About You

Let’s be real here- who doesn’t like getting their nails done?

Everybody does something different with their nails, and the color you paint your nails says a lot about your personality.

(Pre-warning: This article is just for fun and is not meant to offend anybody)


  1. Plain Nails

You are boring. This means that your nails are as plain as your personality. If this is not the case, it could mean that you think you don’t have enough time in your “busy” schedule to paint your nails (which is a crappy excuse because there are 168 hours in a week. You have time). The last thing it could mean is that you didn’t know nail polish existed. If that is true and you didn’t know nail polish was a thing, that means that this article definitely changed your life.

  1. Red Nails

This classic color means you are glamorous, daring, and demand attention. It could also mean that you are obsessed with red. You wear red lipstick, red shoes, red clothing, have a red purse, drive a red car- you just love red. Red, red, red.

  1. Pink Nails

This means that you are extremely feminine, and you go shopping at least twice a week. You might be found wearing bows in your hair, and you own a little pint-sized dog which you carry around in your designer handbag.

  1. Nude Colored Nails

This color is a sign of extreme class and infers wealth. If you go for nude colored nails on an everyday basis, it means that you are an incredibly fancy person. Daily you wear some type of pearl/diamond jewelry, all of your outfits are expensive and perfectly ironed, and you drive a fancy German sports car.

  1. Green Nails

Scientifically speaking, green is a symbol of safety and healing, and infers that you have a soothing personality. It could also mean that you are a witch. So if you are good at healing and you are a witch wearing green nail polish, you are a witch doctor.

  1. Blue Nails

Blue nails mean you are youthful and fun. If that is not the case and you are old and wearing blue nail polish, it could mean that you are just trying to channel your inner blueberry. You do you.

  1. Purple Nails

Purple nails mean that you are lost and have absolutely no idea what you are doing with your life. It’s okay, you’ll figure it out eventually!

  1. Neon Nails

This means that your hobbies include: partying, partying, and more partying. If you are wearing this look and you are older than thirty, this means that you are a kid at heart- or you just don’t understand the extreme boldness of your nails.

  1. Nail Art

You are bold, adventurous, and have a huge personality. You are not afraid to show who you are. Your nails speak your mind. You can walk into a room without uttering a word, nobody knowing who you are, and once they see your nails they will know your life story.

  • French Tip Nails

Much like nude colored nails, French tip nails are a sign of ultimate class. You probably put your hair in an extravagant up-do every day, listen to classical music, and drive some sort of expensive car. You are a Cadillac in human form.